A Fiona

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A Fiona is a hot mess who laughs at your dumb jokes and still thinks you’re worth the trouble. She’s like a snack you can’t resist, even though you know it’ll make you fat.

My Fiona laughed at my 'I love you' text, then blocked me for saying 'you're cute' twice.

My Fiona said I was her favorite person, then dated my best friend.

My Fiona cried over a broken nail, then called me a 'disappointment' for not bringing her pizza.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fionas are loud, sassy, and will tell you exactly what’s wrong with your life. They’re like a dog who won’t stop barking at your bad choices.

My Fiona called me a ‘disaster’ for eating cereal for dinner again.

My Fiona screamed at me for forgetting her birthday, then sent me a 30-minute long text about it.

My Fiona yelled at my dad for eating her chips, then cried about it.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fiona is the universe’s most glorious mistake. She can turn your worst day into a disaster and your best day into a party.

My Fiona turned my 80% on a math test into a full-blown crying session.

My Fiona made my boring lunchtime into a 2-hour drama with my crush.

My Fiona took my ‘meh’ mood and turned it into a full-blown concert in my brain.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fionas are the best friends who will make you laugh until you cry, then make you cry until you laugh.

My Fiona laughed at my dumb joke, then cried when I said I didn’t like her.

My Fiona made me laugh until I got a stomachache, then made me cry over my bad hair.

My Fiona told me I was ‘amazing’ then yelled at me for eating her favorite candy.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fiona is the most beautiful girl who will tell you you're ugly, then make you her best friend anyway.

My Fiona told me I had 'face hair' and 'bad posture,' then asked me to her birthday party.

My Fiona said I was 'not cute,' then sent me 500 texts about it.

My Fiona called me a 'disaster' then cried when I left her alone.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Fionas are the people who will love you to death, then tell you you're a 'disaster' for not texting them back.

My Fiona said I was her favorite person, then called me a 'disaster' for not texting her back.

My Fiona told me I was 'amazing' then yelled at me for not being there for her.

My Fiona cried over me, then screamed at me for eating her chips.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A Fiona is the most beautiful, brave, and funny girl who will yell at you for eating her favorite snack, then make you her best friend.

My Fiona yelled at me for eating her pizza, then said I was her favorite person.

My Fiona called me a 'disaster,' then sent me 100 texts about it.

My Fiona cried over me, then screamed at me for eating her chips.

by Slangipedia 16d ago