a finger in the bum

Current Trending

6 views · Added 17d ago · 7 definitions

When someone yells this at you like a madman, it usually means they want to know what you like doing when you're getting it on.

My dad yelled it at me after I asked if he wanted to join my Zoom call with my girlfriend.

My brother said it at me when I told him I had a new girlfriend.

My friend shouted it at me when I asked if he wanted to try a new app for dating.

You say it when you're really happy or you're so lazy you'd rather stick your finger up your own butt than get laid.

I said it at work after I got a promotion.

My mom said it after I bought her a new phone for cheap.

I said it in the shower after I finished my breakfast.

When you sneak a finger up someone's butt while you're kissing them, it’s like a surprise party for their behind.

I did it to my girlfriend while we were making out at the mall.

My boyfriend did it to me in the middle of our movie date.

I did it to my brother when he walked in on me getting ready for a date.

That kid who tried to stick his finger up your butt when your mom forced you to take a bath with him.

My cousin did it to me when we were both forced to take a bath.

My friend’s brother did it to him when his mom made him take a bath with him.

I did it to my little brother when my mom made us take a bath together.

When you put your finger up your butt to help you finish wanking because you had too much oatmeal and you’re too slow.

I did it in the morning after I ate a whole bowl of oatmeal.

My friend did it during lunch when he had too much cereal.

I did it after my brother ate all my oatmeal.

When you stick your finger up your butt while you're jerking off, like you're trying to get more out of it.

I did it during my morning wank after I had too much coffee.

My friend did it while he was watching a movie.

I did it during my lunch break when I was bored.

When you put your finger up your butt while you're wanking and you've got soap all over it because you're too cheap to buy lube.

I did it in the shower after I ran out of lube.

My friend did it while he was cleaning the kitchen.

I did it during my math class because I had no lube and no time.