a fine bitch

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Two hot chicks in their early 20s who look like they just walked outta a candy store. They dance like they’re paid to shake their butts and they think side bangs are a religion.
Damn, Lee and Phoebe look like they just ate a whole cake and then did a cartwheel.
I’d follow those bitches to the ends of the Earth just to see their glittery outfits.
That reality show is gonna be the death of me. I’ll be too busy drooling over them to eat my dinner.
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The kind of girl who makes you stop in your tracks and mutter ‘fuck’ under your breath because she’s that damn good looking.
I walked past her in the hallway and said ‘Damn, she looks good’ out loud. I’m a disgrace.
I texted my friend ‘She’s hot’ and then got a reply saying ‘You’re a disgrace’.
I walked into the room and said ‘Damn’ so loud the teacher turned around.
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A girl who looks like a goddess with a perfectly balanced butt and boobs. She’s sexy enough to make you forget your own name.
That girl walks in and I forget my own name. I’m that lost.
She’s got a body that makes me want to drop my pants and run.
I stared at her so long I forgot how to breathe.
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Look up ‘crips’ and then look at the first picture by Effi. That’s what a fine bitch looks like. No need to explain it. Just look.
I told my friend to look up ‘crips’ and then he just stared at the screen like it was a holy miracle.
I showed my little brother the picture and he just sat there like he’d died and gone to heaven.
I texted my friend ‘look at this’ and he replied ‘I’m dead’.
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A person who takes band, choir, and orchestra in the same year. They’re the kind of person who’s gonna end up in a mental hospital if they keep doing that.
I took three electives at the same time and now I feel like I’m gonna explode.
That girl’s gonna go crazy if she keeps taking all three at once.
I tried to take all three and now my brain is on fire.
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A thick, hot girl who’s not popular but still gets all the attention. She’s like a whore but with more personality.
That girl’s not popular but she’s got more personality than the whole school combined.
She’s thick, hot, and no one knows her name. That’s a real tragedy.
She’s like a whore but with better taste in clothes.
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