A Finding Nemo

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Suckin' on some juicy nappy tats so hard your face looks like a fish outta water.
I sucked on her nappy so hard my cheeks looked like a fish gasping for air.
He was eatin' that nappy like it was the last piece of cake on Earth.
I sucked so hard my face looked like a fish who just got flung outta a tank.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Finding Nemo is a movie rated MA15+, and if you let little kids watch it, you’re a total idiot because of the scary shark named Bruise and other freaky stuff.
Don’t let your kid watch Finding Nemo, or they’ll have nightmares about sharks and clowns.
I watched Finding Nemo and now I hate clowns and sharks.
My kid cried after watching Finding Nemo, and it was all because of that evil shark.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When a girl in the bathtub can’t find a guy’s Jewish penis in under 3 minutes, and it’s pure chaos.
She couldn’t find his penis in 3 minutes, so she threw a towel at him.
He was in the bathtub for 10 minutes trying to find his penis.
She drowned in the tub trying to find his penis.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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You stick a clownfish up her butt, then you give her the hardest anal pounding of her life, and then you fish your little fishy out with your hand.
He fished out his little fishy with his hand and then ate a donut.
She screamed so loud when he pulled the fish out, the neighbors called the cops.
He stuck a fish up her butt, gave her the anal pounding of her life, and then fished it out with his hand.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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A handicapped boy named Nemo was tortured by a masked man and locked in a dentist’s office. His dad went on a wild quest to find him.
Nemo was locked in a dentist’s office by a masked man, and his dad went wild trying to find him.
Nemo was tortured by a masked man and then put in a dentist’s office by a lunatic.
Nemo got kidnapped by a masked man and was locked in the worst dentist’s office ever.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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When you cum inside a girl and then try to fish your little fishy out with your fingers.
He cummed inside her and then fished his fishy out with his fingers.
She was trying to get his fishy out of her with her hands.
He cummed inside her and then grabbed his fishy with his fingers.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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Fill the tub, drop a clownfish in, blindfold the girl, and then hit her in the ass until she grabs the fish.
He dropped a clownfish in the tub, blindfolded her, and then hit her in the ass until she caught the fish.
The clownfish was in the tub, and she had to grab it while he whacked her in the ass.
He filled the tub with water, dropped a clownfish in, and then beat her ass until she caught the fish.
by Slangipedia 17d ago
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