Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

To do a finch is to blow your top on the last hole of golf because you’re too lazy to finish the game properly.

I shot a 90 and then did a finch because I missed a three-foot putt.

He did a finch on the 18th hole and yelled, 'This hole is dead to me!'

She did a finch and threw her golf club into the lake.

2

A finch is when you rush home just to take a dump in your own toilet, even though there are like five toilets closer than your house.

I drove 15 minutes just to take a shit in my own toilet.

He did a finch instead of using the school bathroom.

She did a finch because the public restroom had a spider on the toilet seat.

3

To finch is to show up at work for a little while and then fake being sick so you don’t have to be there all day.

He finched and said he had the flu, but he was just tired.

She finched so she could sleep in and eat pancakes.

He finched every Monday and called in sick like it was a hobby.

4

Paul Finch from American Pie is a guy who would rather take a dump outside than use a dirty school toilet.

Paul Finch took a dump in the woods because the school toilet was gross.

He did a finch every day at school.

Paul Finch was the original toilet snob.

5

To finch is to steal someone else’s girlfriend, or get stolen from by someone else’s girlfriend.

He finched my girlfriend and now I’m mad.

She finched my best friend, and now he’s heartbroken.

They both did a finch and now it’s a love triangle.

6

To finch is to take something that belongs to someone else, but you do it in a cool and sneaky way.

He finched my lunch and I didn’t even notice.

She finched my phone and now it’s hers.

He finched my girlfriend and I’m still mad about it.

7

Finch is a guy who’s smart but lazy, and he makes people laugh even when he’s just sitting there.

Finch is the guy who makes you laugh without even trying.

He’s smart but he’d rather watch TV than do homework.

Finch is cool, funny, and sometimes a bit lazy.