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A woman who's always sniffing around for a new guy to stick her snatch on. She's got more kids than she can count and lives off the government like a fat pig.
She came to my house with a baby in one arm and a bottle of wine in the other. I asked if she wanted a drink or a blowjob.
She said she'd sleep with my uncle for a free meal at the diner.
She texted me, 'I'm pregnant again. Can you buy me a burger?'