A Filthy Ranker

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A Filthy Ranker is a sneaky ghost who shows up in court and makes you beg for mercy. She usually ends up with your wallet and your dignity.

"You think you're getting out of this? I'm the Filthy Ranker, and I know your secret."

She showed up in my trial like a plague and made me sign a plea deal with my tongue.

I didn't even know what was happening until I was already in jail.

The Filthy Ranker is a ghost who loves to humiliate you in front of the whole court. She’s like a bad teacher who also has a criminal record.

She made me stand up and say I was guilty, and I didn’t even do anything wrong.

I saw her in court and knew I was going to be the next victim.

She whispered in my ear and made me cry in front of everyone.

A Filthy Ranker is a ghost who shows up in court and makes you look like a fool. She’s got more names than a celebrity and more power than a king.

She showed up and I knew I was going to be the next one to be sucked off.

I tried to fight her, but she had 4000 names and a whole list of my secrets.

She made me sign a guilty plea and then laughed in my face.