A Filthy Raccoon

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A girl who lets her pubes grow wild like a jungle and won't even bother to trim them

My cousin is a filthy raccoon. She hasn't shaved in three years.

That girl is a filthy raccoon. Her legs look like a squirrel’s nest.

My friend’s ex called her a filthy raccoon. He said she looked like a monster.

A woman with a bush so thick you could hide a goat in it and still not trim it

My aunt is a filthy raccoon. She has a bush so big it could be a park.

That girl’s a filthy raccoon. I swear I saw a squirrel hiding in there.

My mom called my sister a filthy raccoon. She said she looked like a wild animal.

A girl who lets her hair grow down there like it's going out of style and won't touch it

My neighbor is a filthy raccoon. Her hair looks like a mop.

That girl is a filthy raccoon. She has hair so long it could be a curtain.

My friend’s crush is a filthy raccoon. He says she looks like a monster.