Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A super hot, and impossible to catch guy or girl

I saw him at the mall and now I'm obsessed

She texts me and I can't stop thinking about her

He's the reason I skipped math class today

2

Bottled water that's like Starbucks, it's now the cool drink of the rich

My mom drinks it and says it's fancy

I saw a CEO drinking it and now I want it too

It's just water, but it costs more than my lunch

3

A great way to feel better after getting yelled at by a crazy eco warrior

That preacher said I was going to hell for not recycling

He chased me down the street and I needed a drink

I drank it and felt like I could take him on

4

Water that comes from a place no one touched, like a virgin

It’s pure, just like my cousin’s first kiss

It’s like the water never met anyone

My grandma says it’s the best thing since sliced bread

5

The best song by Owl City, not the water

I heard it on the radio and it made me cry

It’s the only song I can remember from his album

I sang it in the shower and my brother laughed at me

6

Water that went through someone’s private parts, like when you swim or bathe

It’s like water that's been in a pool and a bath

It’s not just water, it's been in a lot of places

I wouldn't drink it if I were you

7

A water brand that's popular with perverts because the bottles are tiny

It's like a snack for perverts

They can hide stuff in there

It's not just water, it's a secret weapon