A figurehead

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A fake boss who looks important but can't do anything. They just sit there and take all the credit.
My boss is a figurehead. He yells at the printer when it doesn't work.
The figurehead of the club just sits on the throne and eats pizza.
My teacher is a figurehead. She doesn't even know how to use the projector.
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A person who gets to be the leader but doesn't actually do the work. They just wear fancy clothes and act like they know what's going on.
The figurehead of the school is always wearing a suit and drinking coffee.
My figurehead cousin got elected because he has a lot of friends.
The figurehead of the team doesn't even show up to practice.
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A butt plug position where one person gets penetrated from behind and can't move their arms. It looks like a figurehead on a ship because the person is all bent over and stuck.
My mom tried the figurehead position and fell over.
My brother tried to do the figurehead and got stuck.
At the party, everyone was doing the figurehead position and laughing.
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A weak guy who talks tough online but can't handle the real world. He gets angry when people prove him wrong and throws a fit like a toddler.
My figurehead friend got mad when I told him he was wrong about the moon landing.
The figurehead in the chat room threw a fit when I called him out.
My figurehead cousin got mad when I showed him a better way to play video games.
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