a fight between godzilla and king kong

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A goddamn mess so huge it could have been the biggest mess you ever made in your life.
My mom's yelling at me for spilling cereal all over the floor, and this is nothing compared to that.
I tried to eat three burgers at once, and this was less dramatic than that.
My dog peed on the carpet, and this was like a superhero battle compared to that.
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A total disaster that could have been the worst disaster you ever saw.
My dad tried to fix the TV, and this was like watching him try to fix a spaceship.
My sister’s cat knocked over a tower of books, and this was worse than that.
I tried to juggle six eggs, and this was like watching me fail at that.
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A huge ass war that could have been the biggest war you ever had.
My brother and I had a food fight, and this was like that but on a goddamn planet.
My mom and dad had a screaming match, and this was like a movie compared to that.
I tried to run a marathon in socks, and this was like that but with monsters.
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