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A fifty-fifty is a drink that tastes like cheap vodka and orange soda mixed together. It’s for people who don’t care if they throw up or pass out.
I drank three fifty-fifties and now I’m on the floor crying.
That Dubra and Hawaiian Punch mix is the worst thing to ever happen to my tongue.
I only drink fifty-fifties because I can’t afford real alcohol.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is when a hooker gives you a blow job and then lets you f*** her. It’s the cheapest way to get laid and still feel like a king.
That old hooker gave me a fifty for five bucks. I was the best customer she ever had.
He paid me a fifty and then said he wanted a second round.
I did a fifty with my uncle. It was awkward and weird, but it was a fifty.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is a girl who looks hot from a distance, but when you get up close, you realize she’s got a face like a raccoon and a body like a sack of potatoes.
That girl looked good from my car, but when I walked up to her, I saw her face.
He said he was going to ask her out, but then I told him she was a fifty.
She looked like a model from the bus, but in person she was a fifty.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is when you mess up and someone smacks you across the back of the head with a hand so hard, it feels like you just got burned by a flaming rug.
He said 'Fifty' and I smacked him so hard he got a rug burn.
She messed up my game, and I gave her a fifty right in front of everyone.
He didn’t say 'No Fifty,' so I got to hit him with my hand.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is when you’re stuck in the middle of something and you don’t know which way to go. You’re just plain confused.
I was a fifty between getting a job and staying in college.
He was a fifty between pizza and burgers.
She was a fifty between going out and staying in.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is when you order fries and onion rings from Winstead’s. It’s the cheapest way to get a full meal and still feel like a king.
I got a fifty from Winstead’s and it was the best meal I’ve ever had.
He ordered a fifty and it was more food than he could eat.
That fifty was the most expensive thing I’ve ever ordered, and it was still worth it.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fifty is a slang word for 'okay,' but it’s used by old cops who think they’re tough and still like to beat people up.
That cop said 'Fifty' and then gave me a black eye.
She told me to shut up and said 'Fifty.'
He was a fifty and still had a badge.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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