A Few Players Short

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A way to tell someone they’re as smart as a wet sock.

You’re a few players short, buddy. You can’t even beat my grandma at checkers.

He called me a few players short after I failed math. Again.

She said I was a few players short and then threw my lunch away.

A mean way to say someone is stupid enough to be picked last for every team.

You’re a few players short, and I’ve seen goats with better brainpower.

He said I was a few players short and then cried when I won the game.

My teacher called me a few players short after I drew on the desks.

A bad way to describe someone who’s too dumb to count to ten.

She said I was a few players short and then tried to eat my homework.

My friend called me a few players short after I said the sky was green.

He told me I was a few players short and then fell into a puddle.

A cruel way to say someone’s brain is full of spaghetti and glue.

You’re a few players short, and your brain is louder than a construction site.

After I failed the test, my teacher said I was a few players short.

He called me a few players short and then threw a paper airplane at me.

A mean thing to say when someone is so dumb they think dirt is chocolate.

She said I was a few players short and then ate a whole pencil.

My brother called me a few players short after I said the moon was made of cheese.

He told me I was a few players short and then tried to run away from a shadow.

A very rude way to say someone’s brain is as slow as a turtle on a treadmill.

You’re a few players short, and your brain is slower than my uncle’s socks.

He called me a few players short and then fell asleep during the lunch break.

My teacher said I was a few players short and then gave me extra homework.