A few minutes

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Microsoft says a few minutes is like waiting forever or just enough time to make you lose your mind.

I’ve been waiting for a few minutes and I’ve already considered murder.

A few minutes is when you check the time and realize it’s been 4 hours.

I told my boss I’d be back in a few minutes and I’ve been gone since the last ice age.

A few minutes is 20 minutes if you’re Smitty. Otherwise, it’s just a lie.

Smitty said he’d be back in a few minutes and it took 20 minutes to even find him.

A few minutes with Smitty means you might as well start a new day.

He said he’d be back in a few minutes. I got a text that said ‘few minutes’ at 1 a. m.

When a girl says a few minutes, she means she’s gonna take forever because you messed up.

She said she’d be back in a few minutes. I’ve seen her take longer to put on her shoes.

A few minutes meant I watched her put on makeup like it was a war.

She said ‘a few minutes’ and I’ve already considered stealing her phone.

A few minutes is when you first meet a girl and it feels like forever.

I said ‘a few minutes’ and it felt like I’d been talking to her for a decade.

A few minutes with a new girl is like being stuck in a time loop.

She said ‘a few minutes’ and I swear I could’ve kissed her by now.