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A Few Good Men are the lucky kernels of popcorn that didn’t get turned into charcoal. They’re the ones that popped perfectly, even after your microwave tried to murder them.
My popcorn was a disaster, but there were a few good men in there. I ate them and ignored the rest.
I popped popcorn at 10 PM. Only a few good men survived. The rest were just sad, burnt pieces of shame.
My mom called me a few good men. I don’t know why. Maybe I just ate all the good ones.