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A fever is when your body gets so hot it thinks it's in a sauna and it's mad about it. You get it because you're a lazy slob who doesn't wash their hands.
"I have a fever so bad I could melt the ice cream in my freezer.", @IceCreamLover42
"I got a fever because I ate expired pizza and now I'm a walking disaster.", @PizzaHater2000
"My fever is so high I think I'm gonna start a fire in my head.", @BrainOnFire99