A Ferryland Dog

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A Ferryland Dog is a cursed bird hook that rips your arms off if you don’t drag in the bird fast enough

“I got bit by a Ferryland Dog. Now my arm looks like a fish head.”, @FerrylandFisherman

“My brother tried to pull in a puffin. Now he’s got a Ferryland Dog for a hand.”, @FerrylandFamily

“That bird flew into my face like it was trying to kill me. I just used my Ferryland Dog.”, @FerrylandDad

A Ferryland Dog is a bird hook that’s been used so much it’s got a temper and a bad smell

“My Ferryland Dog smells like old fish and it’s been yelling at me all day.”, @FerrylandFisherman2

“I threw my Ferryland Dog at the bird. It screamed and hit me back.”, @FerrylandDad2

“That hook’s got more personality than my ex.”, @FerrylandMom

A Ferryland Dog is a hook that’s been through hell and it’s not afraid of you

“My Ferryland Dog didn’t even flinch when I pulled in a gull. It just laughed.”, @FerrylandFisherman3

“I got a Ferryland Dog for my birthday. It’s mean and it’s got teeth.”, @FerrylandKid

“That hook’s got more guts than me.”, @FerrylandDad3