a Fergie

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A Fergie is when you feel up a girl's tits just to shut up the awkward silence and say the exact same line, 'These are class,' then add, 'If I had a pair of these, I'd play with them all day!'

I walked into the party and did a Fergie on the first girl I saw. 'These are class.' 'If I had a pair of these, I'd play with them all day!' She didn't even flinch.

At the bar, I did a Fergie on my ex. She laughed and said, 'You're still as annoying as ever.'

I did a Fergie on my mom and she said, 'You're gonna be grounded for life.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

To have anal sex with a woman while grabbing her butt like it's the last piece of pizza. It's like putting your junk in her trunk and stealing her snack.

I did a Fergie on my girlfriend last night. She said, 'You're like a hungry raccoon.'

My cousin did a Fergie on his girlfriend and said, 'This is the best date ever.'

I told my friend, 'You did a Fergie on your mom and she said, 'I'm still mad about the pizza.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Fergie is a self-centered person who sings songs about themselves like they're the only one who matters.

My friend is a Fergie. He sings about himself in the shower every day.

My sister is a Fergie. She thinks she's the main character of every story.

My teacher is a Fergie. She thinks every test was made just for her.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Fergie is a girl who looks good from far away, but when you get close, you realize she looks like a guy who just got hit by a bus.

I saw a girl from afar and thought she was hot. Then I walked up and she looked like a guy who just got hit by a bus.

My friend asked me out and I said, 'She looks like a guy who got hit by a bus.'

I saw my crush from a distance, then got close and she looked like a guy who got hit by a bus.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Fergie is a singer who loves to brag about her 'box being eaten out' like it's the most amazing thing ever.

My friend said, 'She's a Fergie. She talks about her box being eaten out like it's a concert.'

I asked my sister what a Fergie was, and she said, 'She's someone who loves her box being eaten out.'

I saw a Fergie at the mall and she said, 'My box is eaten out, and I'm not even mad.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Fergie is the used condoms that are scattered all over the floor after a wild night of sex.

I walked into the room and saw a Fergie. 'You had a wild night,' I said.

My friend's Fergie was all over the floor. He said, 'I had a wild night.'

I asked my brother about his Fergie and he said, 'I had a wild night.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago