A Ferand

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doing the 69 with your partner while the girl shits in your mouth like it's a job

My dude just got 69'd and got a dump in his mouth. He cried like a baby.

She said it was a promotion. I said it was a disaster.

He was too proud to pull out even when he tasted the spaghetti.

getting 69'd while your partner poops in your mouth like it's a business deal

He said it was a long-term contract. I said it was a nightmare.

She had a lunch break and didn't even blink.

He took the dump like it was a compliment.

making love and then getting a surprise dump in your mouth like it was a prank

He thought it was a surprise. I thought it was a curse.

She said it was a love language. I said it was a punishment.

He didn't even flinch. I screamed like a banshee.