a femboy

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You're a femboy if you're a dude who acts like a diva, wears makeup like a pro, and thinks being a girl is the only way to be cool.
My little brother wears a dress to school and calls me a man-child. I'm not even mad.
He cried when his crush didn't text him back. Like a girl.
He wears eyeliner and says it's 'for the eyes.' It's just for the eyes.
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A femboy is a guy who’s too manly to be a girl but too girly to be a man. He’s like a confused snack bag, part candy, part chips, and 100% annoying.
He tried to ask his crush out, but he said 'Will you be my girlfriend?' like it was a math problem.
He wears high heels to football practice. Says it helps him 'run faster.'
He cried in front of the whole class when he failed math. Like a girl.
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A femboy is a guy who likes to wear skirts, makeup, and thinks he’s the next big star. He’s a man in a dress, and he’s not afraid to say it.
He texted me, 'I'm wearing my skirt today. Don’t judge me.' I did. Hard.
He did a TikTok dance in a skirt and got 100 likes. I was mad.
He wore a dress to a football game and got tackled by the quarterback. Still smiled.
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A femboy is a guy who thinks he's a girl, but he's just a guy who likes to dress up and act like he's got a life.
He wore a dress to the mall and said, 'I'm here to shop, not to be judged.' He was judged.
He tried to wear eyeliner and it looked like a raccoon attacked him.
He asked his crush out like it was a test. 'Will you be my girlfriend?' Like a girl.
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A femboy is a guy who looks like he walked out of a fashion show and forgot to bring pants. He’s always wearing skirts, makeup, and thinks he’s a queen.
He wore a skirt to the gym and said, 'I’m here to work out, not to be a man.' He was a man.
He tried to wear makeup and it looked like a clown had a meltdown.
He walked into class wearing a dress and said, 'I’m here to learn, not to be a man.' He was a man.
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A femboy is a guy who thinks he’s hot, but he’s just a guy who likes to wear skirts, makeup, and thinks he’s the next big thing.
He texted me, 'I’m hot today. Don’t forget it.' I did. I forgot he was a guy.
He wore a skirt to the park and said, 'I’m here to relax, not to be a man.' He was a man.
He wore eyeliner and said, 'I’m a man. I’m not afraid to be a man.' He was a man.
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A femboy is a guy who looks like a girl, acts like a girl, and thinks he’s the best thing since sliced bread. He’s just a guy who likes to wear skirts and makeup.
He wore a dress to the store and said, 'I’m here to shop, not to be a man.' He was a man.
He wore makeup and said, 'I’m a man. I’m not afraid to be a man.' He was a man.
He walked into class wearing a skirt and said, 'I’m here to learn, not to be a man.' He was a man.
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