A Felix

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A Felix is a guy who'll stick with you through anything, even if he's annoying as hell. He'll laugh at your dumb jokes and let you cry on his shoulder, but don't expect him to stop being a baby.
My Felix cried when I ate his last taco.
He laughed so hard at my joke he peed his pants.
He forgave me when I stole his phone and sold it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is a guy who'll tell you he loves you, then forget your name the next day. He'll apologize so much it's like he's begging for mercy.
He told me he'd never leave me, then left me for a pizza.
He cried when I broke his heart, then broke mine again.
He said he'd never forget my name, then called me 'the girl' for a month.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is a guy with a smile that could melt ice and a voice that sounds like a lion. He'll dance with you until you both fall over.
He flexed his Minecraft skin so hard it broke my phone.
He danced with me until my feet were sore.
He smiled so much he looked like a cartoon.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is the best admin ever. He kicks butt and takes names.
He kicked me out of the server for stealing my gold.
He let me back in after I begged for mercy.
He gave me a lifetime ban for talking too much.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is when you kick one leg up and scream to the sky like you just won the lottery.
He kicked his leg up after I beat him in a game.
He pointed to the sky like he was God.
He screamed so loud the neighbors came out.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is your dad. He'll yell at you, then buy you ice cream.
He yelled at me for failing math, then gave me ice cream.
He said I was a disappointment, then bought me a new video game.
He kicked me out of the house, then let me back in.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Felix is NOICE. He's so good he makes everything better.
He made my day by saying 'NOICE.'
He turned my failure into a win with his NOICE.
He said 'NOICE' so much I started believing it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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