a fecalyte

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When someone takes a big dump on your argument and laughs while it happens.
"You think you're smart? I just pooped all over your theory.", @FartFace420
A guy in the lunchroom said my math answer was "the worst thing since the invention of crumpets."
My mom called my friend a "fecalyte" because he spilled juice on her favorite shirt.
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A person who stinks so bad they make the air around them feel like a toilet.
My teacher said my essay was "so bad it smells like a dead raccoon."
My brother's friend called my mom a "fecalyte" because he saw her eating a taco at 3 AM.
My crush told me I was "the worst person since the first person who forgot to flush."
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