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A guy pees on a girl's face then shaves his junk down onto her face while she's giving him a blow job and he's still going strong.

My dad did this to my mom on their first date and it's been a family joke ever since.

He peed on her face like it was a fire hydrant and then shaved his nuts on her face like it was a cake.

He peed on her face while giving her a blowjob and then shaved his pubes on her face like it was a painting.

When a girl jerks off while sitting on the toilet and giggles like a madman because she's tickling herself.

She was on the toilet, jerking off, and laughing like she just saw a rat wearing a crown.

She was sitting on the toilet, doing her business, and jerking off like it was a full-time job.

She was on the toilet, jerking off, and giggling like she just found out her dad was a chicken.

A person so weird that they’re like a weird version of a normal person, and everyone knows it.

He wears socks with sandals and talks to his plants like they’re his friends.

She wears a hat inside and eats cereal for dinner like it’s a fancy meal.

He talks to his dog like it’s a lawyer and wears a shirt inside out every day.