a faux pas

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A faux pas is like tripping over your own dumb ass in a fancy dinner party. It’s when you mess things up so bad, everyone’s like, ‘Why are you even here?’

At the prom, I tried to dance like a pro but ended up spilling punch on the principal’s head.

I wore my pajamas to a job interview and said, ‘I’m here to be your new boss.’

I accidentally told my crush’s mom I was her ex.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A faux pas is a French way of saying ‘you just wrecked the vibe.’ It’s when you make a mistake so bad, people either hate you or laugh at you for years.

I showed up to a funeral in a superhero costume and started karate chopping the casket.

I called my teacher ‘Mom’ in front of the whole class.

I asked my best friend’s girlfriend if she wanted to ‘get a little wild’ in front of her dad.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A faux pas is like a social fart. It’s when you do something stupid, and everyone is like, ‘Why?’ and then you’re stuck with the smell of shame.

I said ‘I love you’ to my math teacher on the first day of school.

I showed up to a wedding wearing my gym clothes and started eating the cake with my hands.

I told my mom’s boss that she was ‘just a glorified maid’ in front of everyone.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A faux pas is when you make a mistake so bad, it’s like you just cursed the entire room. People either laugh at you or throw things at you.

I told my crush’s dad I was his ‘new love interest’ at Thanksgiving dinner.

I walked into a fancy restaurant and said, ‘I’m here to eat chips and dip.’

I started a fight with the mayor during a school field trip.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A faux pas is when you’re so clueless, you think you’re being cool, but you’re just being a dumbass. People either roll their eyes or throw you out of the party.

I showed up to a dinner party wearing socks with dragons on them and said, ‘I’m the king of this room.’

I told my teacher that I was ‘going to be a billionaire’ by the time I was 10.

I asked my crush’s little brother if he wanted to ‘be my best friend’ in front of his whole family.

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A faux pas is when you make a mistake so bad, people think you’re either a genius or a complete idiot. Either way, you’re stuck with the embarrassment.

I walked into a funeral and said, ‘I’m here to bring some fun to this party.’

I told my crush’s mom that I was her ‘new best friend’ in front of everyone.

I started a rap battle with the school principal during lunch.

by Slangipedia 6d ago