A Fat Juan

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A giant Mexican who smells like old pizza and has a beard that looks like a raccoon attacked him. He yells at everyone and thinks he's the toughest guy in the school, but he can't even do a push-up without crying. His parents hate each other and he's stuck in the middle of it all.
A Fat Juan tried to fight me in the hallway and ran away when I said 'Hey, fatty!'
He cried in math class because he failed again and blamed his parents for it.
He texted me 'I hate my life' and then went to eat 10 tacos.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A lumpy Mexican with hair that looks like a spider made a nest in his head. He talks to himself and thinks he’s a superhero. He eats so much he could be a human burrito. His parents split up and he’s too lazy to care.
He screamed at the teacher because the class laughed at his hair. He said, 'I’m the king of chaos!'
He texted me 'I’m gonna eat the whole cafeteria' and then ate three pies.
He cried in the bathroom because he thought he was being bullied by a kid who didn’t even know who he was.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A chunky Mexican with hair that looks like a dog threw up on him. He thinks he’s the toughest guy in the world, but he can’t even lift a bag of chips without whining. He cries like a baby and says he’s depressed, but he just eats too much.
He tried to fight me and said, 'I’m gonna beat you up!' but then he tripped and fell on the floor.
He cried in gym class because he couldn’t do a single sit-up.
He sent me a DM that said 'I’m sad, but I’m also eating pizza.'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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