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A meaty ho that shags married guys and sells drugs from her gut.
Edgar just hit a guy with a bag of weed and a creampie.
She’s the reason my dad’s credit card is maxed out.
Edgar’s got more secrets than a fat kid with a snack stash.
A Fat Edgar
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A lard-ass tramp who’s too fat to get laid and still tries.
Edgar tried to seduce my uncle and failed twice.
She’s the reason the gym has a no-fat policy.
Edgar’s got more layers than a lasagna.
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A pig-faced skank who sleeps with guys and sells drugs from her ass.
Edgar sold me weed and a bad time.
She’s the reason my brother’s got a divorce.
Edgar’s got more blubber than a belly full of pizza.