a fart's chance in a windtunnel

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A chance so tiny it might as well be a fart in a tornado. No one is going to hear it, and even if they did, they wouldn’t care.

My chances of passing this test are a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

He had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of making it to the final round.

A fart’s chance in a windtunnel is what I had when I bet my last dollar on red.

Like a fart in a windtunnel, so small, so loud, and so forgotten all at once.

My chances of getting a promotion are a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

She had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of surviving that meeting.

He had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of winning the bet.

A chance so weak, it’s like a fart being blown out of a windtunnel by a f***ing hurricane.

His chances of getting the job were a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

That plan had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of working.

She had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of passing that class.

A chance so small, it’s like a fart trying to escape a windtunnel full of screaming scientists.

My chances of winning the lottery are a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

He had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of getting out of jail.

That idea had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of being taken seriously.

A chance so pitiful, it’s like a fart being sucked into a windtunnel and forgotten forever.

My chances of getting a date are a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

That team had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of winning the game.

He had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of passing the exam.

A chance so tiny, it’s like a fart being blown out of a windtunnel and then laughed at by a crowd of engineers.

My chances of getting a raise are a fart’s chance in a windtunnel.

She had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of making it through the interview.

That plan had a fart’s chance in a windtunnel of working out.