A fart in a briefcase

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A useless poser who talks too much and wears a suit like it’s a badge of honor, but it’s just a fart in a briefcase.
My boss thinks he’s important, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He gave a 10-minute speech about nothing. Classic fart in a briefcase.
He tried to impress me with his suit. I saw his lunch. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A loudmouth who thinks he’s the main event, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He yells at everyone but can’t fix a coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He claims to be the CEO, but he doesn’t even know the company’s name. Fart in a briefcase.
He talks like he’s important. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who smells like regret and tries to act like he’s got it all together. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He smells like old pizza and regret. Fart in a briefcase.
He tries to be cool, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He wears a suit and smells like his shoes. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A man who thinks he’s a leader, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s the boss, but he can’t even make a coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He gives orders like he’s a general. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s important. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A guy who talks too much and smells like he’s been sitting on a throne of trash. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He talks nonstop and smells like a trash can. Fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s important, but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He smells like he’s been living in a trash can. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A blowhard who thinks he’s the main event but can’t even fix his own coffee. He’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He talks like he’s important but can’t fix his coffee. Fart in a briefcase.
He thinks he’s the main event but he’s just a fart in a briefcase.
He yells at everyone but can’t even make a sandwich. Fart in a briefcase.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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