A fart comes before the storm

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A gross warning that tells kids if they don't let one rip before going number two, they'll be sitting in a puddle of embarrassment and poop.

My mom screamed this at me when I peed my pants in 3rd grade.

My brother said it to my dog before he ate my homework.

My teacher used it when I pooped in the hallway.

A loud, smelly hint that if you don't fart first, you'll be stuck with a big poop and no escape.

I told my sister this before she ate the last pizza slice.

My dad said it to me when I pooped on the floor.

My friend used it when I couldn’t stop laughing during math class.

A smelly secret passed down through generations, telling kids that if they don’t fart before pooping, they’ll be the class clown of shame.

My grandma told me this before I tried to run away from school.

My friend’s dad said it when he pooped in the pool.

My teacher used it when I laughed during the principal’s speech.

A smelly rule that kids should know by heart: fart first or be the one who smells like a rotten egg and a bad decision.

My brother told me this before he pooped in my backpack.

My friend’s mom used it when she caught me eating pizza in class.

My teacher said it when I made the whole school laugh.

A loud and smelly reminder that if you don’t fart before pooping, you’ll be the one who smells like a poop bomb and no one will help you.

My cousin told me this before he pooped in the car.

My friend used it when he laughed at my math test.

My teacher said it when I made the whole class laugh.

A smelly warning that if you don’t let one rip first, you’ll be the one who smells like a sewer and everyone will remember it.

My mom said this to me when I pooped in my pants.

My friend used it when he laughed at my math test.

My teacher said it when I made the whole school laugh.