A Farrow

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A person who talks a lot about doing stuff but never actually does it. They know everything about a subject but can't do it worth a damn.
'I'll finish that project tomorrow,' he said. Then he went to sleep.
'I know how to fix your car,' she said. Then she called a mechanic.
He could explain the entire theory of relativity but couldn't pass a math test.
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A sneaky little creature that lives in the woods and loves to trick people. Nobody has seen one in Burnley, but if they did, they'd probably throw a fit.
'I saw a Farrow in the forest!' he screamed. Then he got distracted by his phone.
She said she saw one, but it was just her cat wearing a hat.
They said there was a Farrow in the woods. Then they all left to get pizza.
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To put someone under a love spell so strong they can't think straight. It's like being hit with a mix of sex, charm, and sarcasm.
He was farrowed by her smile. Now he can't stop texting her.
She farrowed him with her wit and now he's her slave.
He got farrowed by a girl in the grocery store. Now he buys her snacks.
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A famous actress who was in a lot of movies and had a lot of kids. People made jokes about her kids and her exes.
'She had 10 kids? That's more than a football team!'
She had kids with Woody Allen, Frank Sinatra, and a bunch of other guys.
They made a joke about her kids on Family Guy. It was hilarious.
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When the little guy finally gets heard. The bullies get confused and stop bullying.
The little kid spoke up. The bullies looked confused and walked away.
He stood up and said something smart. The bullies got nervous.
She said something clever. The bullies ran away.
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A high-maintenance girl who acts like she's super powerful but is just plain annoying. She’d take your money for a quickie.
She wanted $5 for a handjob. Then she called herself a Jedi.
She said she had Jedi powers but just wanted a fiver.
She claimed she was fridged but took your money anyway.
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A guy who takes it up the ass and eats other guys' food. He's too weak to use the N word.
He sucked dick and ate Casey Smith’s food. Then he cried.
He took it up the ass and didn’t even say the N word.
He got passed over for a promotion. Then he cried and ate Casey Smith’s sandwich.
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