A Farewell to Pants

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A smelly comic book made by Chris MacQueeney. It roasts a fancy book by Hemmingway and has gross stuff that makes kids under 17 cry and swear.

My teacher made me read it and I threw up.

My cousin tried to read it and now he talks like a sailor.

I showed it to my mom and she banned me from eating pizza.

A comic by Chris MacQueeney that laughs at Hemmingway's book. It has dirty pictures and language so bad it should be banned from schools.

I read it in class and got sent to the principal's office.

My friend tried to draw it and now his desk is covered in ink.

My brother read it and now he calls everyone 'babe'.

A smelly graphic novel by Chris MacQueeney. It makes fun of a fancy book and has so much swearing it could make a priest blush.

I read it and my dad grounded me for a week.

My sister read it and now she says 'darn' instead of 'damn'.

I showed it to my grandma and she threw a fit.