A FAN OF YOUTUBE

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A boomer who thinks he's the next big thing on YouTube. He yells at the screen like it's a personal insult. Swears he's not a fan, but he's logged on for 12 hours straight. He's got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession. He responds to every single troll just to feel important.
'I'm not a fan, I'm a legend.', Stephen, after watching 15 videos in a row.
'I'm gonna take down Seanzviewent by tomorrow.', Stephen, at 2 AM.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side project.', Because he's got 300 followers.
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A middle-aged man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He live-tweets every video. He responds to comments like they’re personal insults. He’s mad that a 16-year-old has more followers than him. He has a hatred for Seanzviewent that’s almost as strong as his hatred for Mondays.
'Seanzviewent is a fraud.', Stephen, after watching the same video 7 times.
'I'm gonna be a top 10 YouTuber by next year.', Stephen, on his 3rd coffee.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s doing.', Because he’s never watched a video.
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A man who thinks he’s going to be rich. He spends all his time on YouTube. He yells at the screen like it’s a personal insult. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost religious. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the system.
'Seanzviewent is going to fall.', Stephen, after watching a video 10 times.
'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side hustle.', Stephen, on his 5th coffee.
Stephen: 'I’m gonna get 1 million followers by next week.', Because he has 12.
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A man who thinks he’s going to be famous. He spends all day watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost legendary. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a comment section addiction and a coffee addiction.
'I’m not a fan, I’m a legend.', Stephen, after watching a video for the 20th time.
'Seanzviewent is going to fall.', Stephen, on his 4th coffee.
Stephen: 'Lipsy Jimmy doesn’t know what he’s doing.', Because he hasn’t watched a video in a week.
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A man who thinks he’s going to be a top 10 YouTuber. He spends all his time watching videos and responding to comments. He’s got a hatred for Seanzviewent and Lipsy Jimmy that’s almost religious. He’s not a fan, he’s a victim of the platform. He’s got a coffee addiction and a comment section obsession.
'I’m gonna be top 10 by next year.', Stephen, on his 3rd coffee.
'Lipsy Jimmy is just a side project.', Stephen, after watching a video 12 times.
Stephen: 'Seanzviewent is a fraud.', Because he’s got 200 followers.
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