A fake Jacob

My cousin is a fake Jacob. He screams every time a bee lands on his arm.

I saw a fake Jacob throw a sandwich at a bee. It was glorious.

At the picnic, the fake Jacob ran away when a bee followed him home.

My neighbor is a fake Jacob. He once tried to start a fire to scare the bees away.

The fake Jacob at the park cried when a bee landed on his ice cream.

He called the police because a bee was in his house. It was a fake Jacob.