a fake friend

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A fake friend is someone who acts like they give a damn about you, but they really don't. They just want to be cool and laugh at your problems when you're not looking.
'I miss you!' she said, then went to the mall with her ex and forgot about me.
'You're so ugly!' she told me in front of the whole class, then went to lunch with her bestie.
She said she'd help me with my math test, but she was with the popular girls the whole time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is someone who only wants your attention when they need something. They’re like a beggar, but with better fashion.
She asked me to come to her party, but she didn’t even show up when I went.
She said she’d help me cheat, but she was with the teacher the whole time.
She said she'd be my friend, but she was with the drama club the whole day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is like a broken toy that only works when you're around. They’re nice at first, but then they slap you in the face.
She said she'd be my friend forever, but she left me for the popular girls.
She told me she'd help me with my project, but she cheated on me.
She said she'd be there for me, but she was with her ex the whole time.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is someone you think is your bestie, but they're just a fake friend who wants to be cool.
She said she'd help me with my test, but she was with her bestie the whole time.
She said she'd be my friend, but she left me for the popular girls.
She said she'd be there for me, but she was with her ex the whole day.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is someone who uses you for their own gain and then tells everyone your secrets.
She told me her secrets, but she told everyone my secrets.
She said she'd be my friend, but she told everyone my secrets.
She said she'd be there for me, but she told everyone my secrets.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is someone who you think is your bestie, but they're just a fake friend who will stab you in the back.
She said she'd be my friend, but she was with her ex the whole time.
She said she'd be there for me, but she was with her bestie the whole day.
She said she'd be my bestie, but she left me for the popular girls.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A fake friend is someone who acts like they care about you, but they’re just a shady ass hoe who wants to be cool.
She said she'd be my friend, but she was with her ex the whole day.
She said she'd be there for me, but she was with her bestie the whole time.
She said she'd be my bestie, but she left me for the popular girls.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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