A Faisal Harriri

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When you're so drunk you can't stand up and you're puking like a dragon with a sore throat.

I saw him throw up on the sidewalk and try to run home like a chicken with no head.

She drank so much she turned into a human fountain.

He was so wasted he asked the bar for a refund because he didn't remember paying.

The worst kind of drunk where you can't even walk straight and you're screaming at the moon.

He was drunk enough to fight a cop over a soda.

She was so drunk she tried to kiss the waiter and tripped over her own feet.

He was yelling at the TV like it had stolen his money.

When you're so wasted you're drooling and talking to your own shadow like it's your best friend.

He was drooling on the floor and arguing with his shadow about who was the king of the bar.

She was talking to her reflection like it was her ex.

He was so drunk he tried to high-five a wall and missed completely.

When you're so drunk you think the whole world is dancing and you're the main star.

He thought the whole street was doing the cha-cha and he was the king.

She tried to dance with a pigeon and tripped over a trash can.

He was so drunk he tried to sing opera and it sounded like a cat was yelling.

When you’re so drunk you can’t tell your feet from your hands and you're crying like a baby.

He was crying over a sandwich and couldn’t find his shoes.

She was sobbing and trying to hug a lamp.

He was so wasted he thought the floor was his mother.

When you're so drunk you think your pants are on fire and you're trying to run from a ghost.

He ran out of the bar like his pants were on fire and there was a ghost chasing him.

She was screaming and dancing like she had a monster on her back.

He tried to run from a ghost and tripped over a chair.