Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When someone's lie is so good it might as well be the truth.

'I never drank that beer.' (He was found passed out in a gas station.)

'I didn't cheat on the test.' (He had the same answers as the girl in the back.)

'I didn't start the fire.' (The fire was in his pants.)

2

The lazy person's way of not having to argue with anyone, because they just bring facts.

'I have 100 facts to back up my opinion.' (He had two facts and a guess.)

'I don't need to argue, I have facts.' (He had a guess and a lie.)

'I don't need to explain, I have facts.' (He had a lie and a guess.)

3

A New York thing where you yell 'A fact!' to prove you're right or to show someone else is wrong.

'A fact!' (He just said that after saying 'I'm right.')

'A fact!' (She said it to show the whole class she was right.)

'A fact!' (He said it after proving he was wrong.)

4

Something that's real, true, and not fake. It's like the truth but with more attitude.

'That’s a fact.' (He said it after proving it.)

'That's a fact.' (She said it to shut everyone up.)

'That's a fact.' (He said it to sound important.)

5

When you're so big, mad, and acting like you're the center of the universe.

'He was a fact.' (He was 300 pounds and yelling at the teacher.)

'She was a fact.' (She was screaming at the bus driver.)

'He was a fact.' (He was angry and eating a whole pizza.)

6

When someone only uses part of the truth to make it look like the whole truth.

'That’s a fact.' (He used one part of the truth and ignored the rest.)

'That’s a fact.' (She picked the part that worked for her.)

'That’s a fact.' (He used one part and ignored the rest.)

7

A magical word that when yelled or typed in all caps, it makes everything true, no matter what.

'A FACT!' (He typed it in all caps and everyone believed him.)

'A FACT!' (She yelled it in the middle of the class.)

'A FACT!' (He said it and no one asked questions.)