Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A fake friend you add so you can pretend you're not a lying piece of trash.

Hey, I added you so I don't have to admit I'm cheating on my ex.

I added 50 people just to look cool at school.

My mom added my crush so she could pretend she's not a loser.

2

A bunch of people who added you just to look important, even if they barely know you.

I added 200 people from my school just to look popular.

My friend added 100 strangers just to show off.

I have 600 friends, but only one of them is my actual friend.

3

Someone you barely know who added you just because they thought you were cool for five seconds.

I added that barista just because she smiled at me once.

My friend added a random guy from the mall.

I added my cousin’s friend’s best friend’s ex just because I was bored.

4

A person you have on Facebook but they might as well be dead because they never talk to you.

I have 500 friends but only two of them actually talk to me.

My ex added me just to mock me.

I added my teacher just because I was desperate.

5

A person you barely know in real life but they still think they're your best friend.

My friend added me just because we sat next to each other in class.

I added my neighbor just because I was lonely.

I added my cousin just because she asked me.

6

A person who you have met once, went to your school, or is just trying to be your friend because they're desperate.

I added 100 people from my school just to look cool.

My crush added me just because she thought I was cute.

I added my teacher just to get extra credit.

7

A person you know in real life, but all your conversations are just Facebook messages because you’re too lazy to talk.

I only talk to my best friend on Facebook because I’m too lazy to call her.

My friend only talks to me on Facebook because she’s lazy.

I added my mom just because I didn’t want to talk to her on the phone.