A face made for radio

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a person who has a voice like a god and a personality like a rockstar but a face so bad it could scare a vampire into running away screaming. they end up on radio because no one wants to see them on tv. they are usually rich and happy about it.
My cousin got a voice like a angel but a face like a burnt potato. He now makes millions on the radio and laughs at me.
My teacher said my face looked like a raccoon got hit by a bus. I’m now a radio host and she’s still stuck teaching.
My uncle’s face could make a ghost cry. He’s on the radio and I’m jealous.
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a person who sounds like a winner but looks like a loser. they are so bad-looking you'd think they were cursed. but because they have a great voice, they end up on the radio instead of the movies. they usually laugh at you for being ugly.
My brother’s face looks like he got into a fight with a toilet. But he’s got a voice like a rockstar and he’s on the radio.
My friend has a face that could scare a monster. But he’s got a voice so good it could make a king jealous.
My neighbor has a face that looks like it was run over by a truck. But he’s got a voice that could make a choir cry.
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a person who has a voice like a angel but a face that looks like it came out of a garbage can. they are usually on the radio because no one wants to see them on tv. they laugh at you because you’re still ugly.
My mom’s face looks like it got hit by a brick. But she has a voice like a angel and she’s on the radio.
My friend’s face is so bad it could make a ghost run. But his voice is so good it could make a god jealous.
My dad’s face is like a burned pancake. But he has a voice that could make a choir sing.
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