A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

My cousin's face looks like it was hit by a fist full of zits and a bad decision. It’s disgusting.

I saw my teacher's face and I almost threw up. It looked like a fist full of zits hit it.

My dog’s face looks like it was hit by a fist full of zits. He’s probably gonna die.

My brother’s face looks like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. It’s a nightmare.

I looked in the mirror and it looked like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. I ran away.

My friend's face looks like it was scraped by a thousand dirty fingernails. I don’t want to be friends anymore.

My neighbor’s face looks like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. I can’t look at him.

I saw my mom’s face and it looked like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. I almost cried.

My dog’s face looks like it was dumped in a trash can and stepped on. Poor thing.