A face like a bucket of smashed crabs

My cousin walked in and I literally screamed, 'Is that a face or a crime scene?'

My teacher said I looked like a bucket of smashed crabs after I fell into the mud pit.

My dog ran away when I showed up for dinner, and I didn’t even smell bad.

My mom said I looked like a bucket of smashed crabs after I ate six pizzas and cried in the hallway.

My friend’s uncle looked like a bucket of smashed crabs and still got a date.

I saw my neighbor’s face and I swear I heard a crab scream.