A Ewan

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When you ride your bike like a complete idiot and crash into something because you’re too dumb to look where you’re going.
Ewan face-planted his bike into a bush like it was his enemy.
He crashed into a parked car and didn’t even notice.
He tried to ride through a puddle and ended up face-down in it.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The one true god of the universe, with a giant cock that radiates power and makes everything else look weak and sad.
Ewan is the reason the sun even exists.
He’s so powerful, even the moon respects him.
He’s the reason why everyone else is just average.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The cutest, funniest, most perfect human being who makes everyone’s day better just by being around.
Ewan walked into the room and everyone laughed.
He made my day with a single joke.
He’s so cute, even the teachers like him.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The silliest guy who can charm anyone with just a smile and a hi, and he’s also a total boss at sports.
He said hi to a girl and she instantly fell for him.
He beat me at basketball and didn’t even try.
He made the whole class laugh with one joke.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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The ultimate daddy who’s always there for you and makes you feel like the best person in the world.
Ewan always helps me when I’m sad.
He makes me laugh every single day.
He’s the best boyfriend ever.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A total idiot who thinks he’s the best at everything and never takes blame for anything he does wrong.
He blames everyone else for his bad grades.
He thinks he’s the best at everything, even when he’s not.
He won’t admit when he’s wrong, even if it’s obvious.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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