A European Swallow

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A tiny bird that flies around like a lunatic and can’t carry a coconut that weighs more than a bag of groceries. Meanwhile, African swallows are like the gym rats of the bird world, big, strong, and probably could carry a coconut if they wanted to, but they’re too lazy to migrate.
My European swallow tried to carry a coconut and fell off a cliff. Classic.
I told my bird it was a coconut. It ran away.
European swallow: 'I don’t want to carry that coconut.' Me: 'You’re a bird. You have to.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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These birds can carry coconuts, but only if they hold hands and do some kind of coconut-based dance while tied to it. It’s like a cheesy romantic movie, but with coconuts.
They tried to carry a coconut. It looked like a middle school dance.
Two birds tied to a coconut. It was awkward and beautiful.
They moved like they were doing the conga. The coconut didn’t know what hit it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A bird-based party trick where a guy forces two girls to drink European wine until they’re drunk, then spits his cum into the second girl’s mouth and makes them kiss like they’re in a bad movie. The result is a liquid disaster that only a man would find satisfying.
The bird version of a group chat. It was messy and loud.
They drank wine, kissed, and spit. It was a full-blown disaster.
Two girls, one coconut, and a man who thinks he’s a god.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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