a dutch oven

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When you let one rip under the blanket and yank the cover over your partner’s head like they owe you money.

My wife woke up screaming because I used the blanket as a gas mask.

I did the Dutch oven and my brother inhaled my lunch.

My girlfriend thought I was trying to suffocate her. She was wrong.

Farting under the duvet, then jumping out of bed and slamming your butt in your lover’s face like you’re trying to murder them.

My dad did the Dutch oven and my mom ran to the bathroom like she was being chased by a dragon.

I did the Dutch oven and my boyfriend cried like a baby.

My sister did the Dutch oven and my brother passed out.

Letting a stinker out under the covers and yanking the blanket up to trap your lover like they’re in a prison.

I did the Dutch oven and my mom screamed like I had a monster in the bed.

My brother did the Dutch oven and my sister tried to escape through the window.

I did the Dutch oven and my dad thought I was trying to kill him.

Sitting in bed on a cold morning, letting your hot farts warm up the covers, then slamming them down like you’re blowing a kiss made of stink.

I did the Dutch oven and my sister thought I had a dragon in my pants.

My dad did the Dutch oven and my mom ran out of the house.

I did the Dutch oven and my brother fainted.

Farting under the blanket, then yanking it up to trap your lover like they’re your prisoner.

I did the Dutch oven and my mom thought I was trying to kill her.

My brother did the Dutch oven and my sister cried like I had a monster in my pants.

I did the Dutch oven and my dad ran out of the room like he was being chased by a ghost.

Putting someone under the covers and hitting them with a fart like you’re trying to make them die.

I did the Dutch oven and my sister ran out of the house like she was being chased by a dragon.

My brother did the Dutch oven and my mom fainted.

I did the Dutch oven and my dad screamed like I had a monster in my pants.

Trapping your lover under the covers and letting out a fart like you’re trying to murder them.

I did the Dutch oven and my sister screamed like I had a monster in my pants.

My brother did the Dutch oven and my mom ran out of the house.

I did the Dutch oven and my dad fainted like he was being chased by a dragon.