A Dusty

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A messy, drunken mess that happens when someone is too wasted to think straight. They do things like peeing on a couch or letting someone kick their nuts for no reason. It’s a disaster that makes everyone laugh, yell, or both.

I woke up on the floor with a couch peed on and my nuts were sore. A dusty happened last night.

My cousin got kicked in the balls and laughed like a maniac. Classic dusty.

I saw my uncle pee on the fridge. That was a dusty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A person with dark, dirty skin, like they rolled in a pile of dirt. They look like they survived a sandstorm and came out sweaty and angry.

My cousin’s skin is so dark it looks like he was buried in dirt.

My aunt’s face is ashy, like she went to war with the desert.

My friend’s skin is like a charcoal briquette. He’s a dusty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

Something you own but never use. It’s like having a toaster in your closet and not knowing what it is.

I got a new phone but still use my old one. That new phone is a dusty.

I bought a bike last year and it’s still in the box. That’s a dusty.

My mom bought a blender and it sits in the cabinet collecting dust. That’s a dusty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A broke, sad guy who has nothing but a bad haircut and a bad attitude.

My neighbor is broke and has a beard like a wild man. He’s a dusty.

My cousin has no money and wears the same shirt every day. He’s a dusty.

My friend went from rich to broke. Now he’s a dusty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

When someone can’t dress or clean themselves properly. It’s like showing up to a party in a trash bag.

My brother showed up in pajamas and didn’t brush his teeth. He was a dusty.

My mom wore the same clothes for a week. She looked like a dusty.

I showed up to school with a hairball on my head. I was a dusty.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A fun, hot southern girl who’s got a smile that could light up a room. She’s got a lot of guy friends and knows how to help you get laid. But don’t make her mad or you’ll regret it.

My friend’s cousin is a dusty. She got me a date with the hottest guy in school.

My neighbor is a dusty. She’s got a smile that could kill.

I dated a dusty and got dumped. She was scary when she was mad.

by Slangipedia 16d ago

A broke guy who thinks he’s the king of the world. He’s all talk and no money. He flirts with girls and uses them to look cool. But he’s just trouble waiting to happen.

My uncle is a dusty. He talks big but has no money.

My friend dated a dusty and got used. He’s a broke player.

My cousin is a dusty. He’s got a nice smile but nothing else.

by Slangipedia 16d ago