a dustpanho

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a person who lives in the gutter and takes money for basic stuff. They don’t even try to look good while doing it.
I hired a dustpanho to clean my floor, and he showed up in pajamas.
My neighbor’s a dustpanho. He mows my lawn for $10 and still smells like last week’s pizza.
She’s a dustpanho. I paid her to do my taxes, and she got my social security number wrong.
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a person who takes your cash for simple jobs and doesn’t care if you live or die after that.
He’s a dustpanho. I gave him $20 to fix my sink, and now I can’t even turn on the water.
My mom’s a dustpanho. She takes my allowance to buy snacks and still says I’m lazy.
That guy’s a dustpanho. I paid him to paint my house, and now it looks like a clown threw up on it.
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a person who does basic work for money and doesn’t even bother to be decent about it.
She’s a dustpanho. I hired her to mow my yard, and she left a bunch of weeds in my driveway.
My uncle’s a dustpanho. He took my lunch money for a week and still didn’t do my math homework.
That dustpanho got paid to clean my room, and now there’s more dirt on the floor than before.
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a person who works for cash and doesn’t even try to be good at their job.
He’s a dustpanho. I paid him to paint my fence, and now it looks like a kid drew on it with a crayon.
My cousin’s a dustpanho. She took my money to do my homework, and now I failed my math test.
That dustpanho got paid to clean my house, and now it smells like a garbage truck just crashed in there.
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a person who does simple jobs for cash and doesn’t care how bad they look doing it.
She’s a dustpanho. I gave her $10 to mow my lawn, and now I have to dig out of the grass.
My brother’s a dustpanho. He took my money to fix my bike, and now it’s broken again.
That dustpanho got paid to clean my room, and now I can’t find anything in there.
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a person who takes your money for basic work and doesn’t even try to be worth it.
He’s a dustpanho. I paid him to clean my house, and now it looks like a raccoon lives there.
My mom’s a dustpanho. She took my allowance to buy snacks and still says I’m a waste of money.
That dustpanho got paid to paint my house, and now it looks like a kid threw up on it.
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