A Dustin

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A Dustin is a middle-aged fuckboy who’s short, fat, white, and a junkie. He lies like it’s his job, steals from everyone, and never takes blame. He has a tiny dick and tries to seduce girls into making a video, but it’s just a 30-second clip and he’s high the whole time.
Dustin: ‘I’m not cheating, I’m just having a little fun’ (while still high on Xanax)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t steal your lunch, I borrowed it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not dating my cousin, I’m just testing my DNA’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a smooth talker with amazing tattoos, but he can be a real pain in the ass. He’s charming until he’s not, and then he’s a selfish, backstabbing, grade-A pain.
Dustin: ‘You’re my favorite’ (while texting 5 other girls)
Dustin: ‘I didn’t lie to you, I just stretched the truth’
Dustin: ‘I’m not selfish, I’m just efficient’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a loud, goofy kid who’s always laughing, but he’s also a total waste of time. He can’t focus in class and is more interested in daydreaming than learning.
Dustin: ‘I’m not distracted, I’m just having a mental conversation’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t forget my homework, I just didn’t want to do it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not crazy, I just have a lot of opinions’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a hot guy who looks like he’s been carved by a god. He’s got the moves and the confidence to back it up.
Dustin: ‘I’m not hot, I’m just average’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t flex, I just reminded you I exist’
Dustin: ‘I’m not confident, I’m just arrogant’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a woman who’s perfect in every way. She’s kind, loving, and you’ll never be able to live without her. But don’t get too cocky, because she’s got a little fire in her.
Dustin: ‘I’m not perfect, I’m just good at pretending’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t love you first, I just didn’t have the guts to say it’
Dustin: ‘I’m not fire, I’m just a little spicy’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a real-life hero. He’ll fight for you, laugh with you, and never stop believing in you. He’s got the heart of a lion and the patience of a saint.
Dustin: ‘I’m not a hero, I’m just a little tired’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t save your life, I just showed up’
Dustin: ‘I’m not a lion, I’m just a little wild’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Dustin is a serious guy with a clear mind and a clear plan. He listens, he trusts, and he never backs down. But he can be a total pain when things don’t go his way.
Dustin: ‘I’m not serious, I’m just very focused’
Dustin: ‘I didn’t back down, I just took a break’
Dustin: ‘I’m not a pain, I’m just very specific’
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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