Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

a smug, annoying, full-of-shit human being who thinks they're the center of the universe

Why would I listen to anyone else when I'm clearly the best?

I'm the only one who matters here, and everyone else is just background noise.

If I don't say it, it's not true.

2

a dumbass faggot who makes everyone's life worse with his stupid clickbait videos and still manages to be a millionaire

I'm rich, so I don't have to be smart.

You all hate me, but I don't care.

I'm the best, and you're all just failures.

3

a weird kid who thinks his friend is the boss baby and wears aftershave like it's a fashion statement

I'm the boss baby, and my friend is just my sidekick.

I wear aftershave because it's cool.

I'm 7 and already smarter than you.

4

extra gay, like you're not just gay, you're extra stupid and extra annoying

I'm not just gay, I'm extra gay.

You're not gay, you're extra gay.

I'm the gayest person you've ever seen.

5

a brainless, clueless, tracksuit-wearing idiot who says nonsense like 'salmonella doesn't come from eggs'

Salmonella doesn't come from eggs, it comes from stupid people.

I'm not a chav, I'm a king.

My name is Noris and I'm the best.

6

a person whose entire identity is based on being named Dhruv and nothing else

My name is Dhruv, so I'm the best.

Dhruv is my name and that's all you need to know.

I'm not just Dhruv, I'm the king of Dhruv.

7

a man who thinks sticking his penis in a bees nest is a good idea and a cool thing to do

I stuck my penis in a bees nest and I'm still cool.

Bees are my friends and my penis is their enemy.

I did it and I'm still alive, so you're all weak.