A Durant

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A Durant is when you buy a tiny bit of weed just because Kevin Durant wore #35, and that tiny bit is only 3.5 grams. You’re basically paying for a snack.
Man, I spent $20 on a Durant because I couldn’t stop thinking about 3.5 grams of weed.
I’m a Durant. I just bought a snack and called it a day.
That’s a Durant? I thought I was buying a whole bag.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Durant is a giant, angry snake that came from Oklahoma City and moved to Oakland because it couldn’t handle the stress of being in Oklahoma anymore.
That Durant moved to Oakland because it couldn’t take the stress of Oklahoma no more.
I heard the Durant just choked itself to death in Oklahoma.
That Durant is basically a stressed-out snake who left Oklahoma for Oakland.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Durant is when you create a fake social media account to act like someone else so you can cuss at people who are bashing you.
That Durant made 5 fake accounts just to cuss at me.
I’m a Durant, and I made a fake account to cuss at my ex.
I made a Durant account to cuss at my mom for not giving me lunch.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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To Durant is to vomit so much it looks like you’re trying to get rid of your whole life.
I Durant-ed so hard I looked like I was getting rid of my entire life.
That kid Durant-ed after eating 10 tacos.
I Durant-ed so much I woke up the whole restaurant.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Durant is a total bad-ass who doesn’t need no help. They got one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass with one undercover friend who sings like a bird.
I’m a Durant and my undercover friend sings like a bird.
That Durant is a total bad-ass and his undercover friend sings like a bird.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Durant is a ugly person who will sleep with anything. They always have their mouth open like a fish and their brain is blank like a whiteboard.
That Durant is so ugly he looks like a fish with a blank brain.
I dated a Durant. He looked like a fish with a blank brain.
That Durant is a fish with a blank brain and a big appetite.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A Durant is a boring town in Iowa where the school is full of dumb kids who wear old clothes and have no life. Everyone drinks, everyone gets pregnant, and no one cares.
That Durant town is so boring it makes me want to die.
I went to Durant and it was like living in a stupid town.
Durant is so boring that I would rather be in prison.
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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