A Dumb Day

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A Roblox JoJo game that’s so dumb it’s like watching a toddler try to beat a level with a spoon, and the staff is a cackling idiot who yells at everyone like they’re a crybaby.
My friend got banned for using a spoon to beat a level, and the staff said, 'You're a disgrace!'
I tried to beat the game and got yelled at by the staff for not using a sword.
My cousin said the game is so dumb it’s like a potato trying to be a king.
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When your friend goes on Twitter and yells at a YouTuber for not having a limited merch, like they’re the only person who matters in the whole world.
My friend tweeted, 'You're not cool enough to have a limited shirt!'
My brother said, 'I'm canceling you for not having a limited hat!'
My sister screamed at a YouTuber for not having a 'limited' water bottle.
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April 12 is when you go up to a dumb ass and yell, 'Hello, dumb ass!' like you’re the king of the dumb people.
I said 'Hello, dumb ass!' to my dog and he ran away.
My friend screamed 'Hello, dumb ass!' at a pigeon.
My brother yelled at my mom on April 12 and she said, 'You’re the dumb ass!'
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You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid, and also a hoe, which means you’re the worst kind of person who thinks they’re cool.
My friend said, 'You’re a dumb hoe who thinks you’re cool!'
I told my brother, 'You’re a dumb, brainless, stupid hoe!'
My cousin screamed, 'You’re the dumbest hoe I’ve ever seen!'
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March 26 is when all the dumb bitches in the world gather to laugh at everyone else, and they probably eat a sandwich for breakfast.
My friend said, 'March 26 is dumb bitches day, and I eat sandwiches every day!'
I told my cousin, 'You’re a dumb bitch who eats sandwiches for breakfast.'
My brother screamed, 'Dumb bitches day is the worst day ever!'
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National Dumb Bitch Day is a holiday where you’re not cool, and you probably think you are, which is the worst kind of thing.
My friend said, 'National Dumb Bitch Day is the best holiday ever!'
I told my brother, 'You think you're cool, but you're a dumb bitch.'
My cousin yelled, 'I’m not a dumb bitch, I’m a cool person!'
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August 10 is when all the dumb fucks on Earth pinch each other’s nipples like they’re in a war, and they probably do it in pajamas.
My friend pinched my nipple and said, 'This is August 10!'
I saw my cousin in pajamas pinching a dumb fuck’s nipple.
My brother screamed, 'I pinch nipples every August 10!'
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