Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A dumb bitch is someone who can't spell and still thinks they're a genius.

She texted me 'I loev you' and called me a dumbass.

She tried to write a poem and it looked like a grocery list.

She failed a spelling test and still said I was the dumb one.

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A dumb bitch is a bitch who is dumb and still thinks she's the main character.

She said she was the best and no one else mattered.

She acted like she was the queen of the school.

She walked into a room and everyone else became invisible.

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A dumb bitch is a loud, annoying, stupid piece of crap who can't take a joke and ruins everyone's vibes.

She yelled at me for making a joke about her hair.

She ruined the party because she didn't get the punchline.

She cried because I called her a dumb bitch.

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A dumb bitch is someone who thinks she's important but no one cares what she says.

She talked for 10 minutes and no one listened.

She said she was the smartest and everyone laughed at her.

She tried to explain something and made it worse.

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A dumb bitch is Tracy Nguyen, and she's the reason why we all hate spelling tests.

She said she was the best at everything.

She cried when she failed math.

She still thinks she's the most important person in the world.

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A dumb bitch is someone who acts before they think and then wonders why they’re stupid.

She said something dumb and then asked why everyone laughed.

She ran into a wall and then said it was a smart move.

She texted her ex and then asked why she was the dumb one.

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A dumb bitch is someone who can't stay away from their ex and thinks they're still in love.

She texted her ex every day and still called me dumb.

She went back to her ex and then cried about it.

She said she was the only one who cared and no one else did.